Slutty Teacher Gets 90 Days (VIDEO)

Mary Beth Haglin is an Iowa high school teacher who fucked one of her seventeen year old students, in her own words, “Hundreds of times.” That’s more than a lot of husbands can say about their wives. Such as Tom Cruise because he’s gay and probably Dr Phil because nobody respects him. She must be a voracious cum fiend like you see in the pornos. To be fair your average seventeen year old screwing this hot piece of ass could easily pop off six or seven rounds in one sitting. Her numbers may be a bit inflated like Barry Bonds. It’s still quite impressive. Once she’s released and on probation you want to consider hanging around the easily negotiated Cedar Rapids bar scene wearing a book bag and Drake T-shirt. 

Haglin had initially gotten off on probation, but she then went on Dr Phil and prosecutors upped her charges from misdemeanor to felony exploitation of a minor. She also went on Inside Edition and Crime Watch Daily. Imagine what the couch cushions smell like in those green rooms. What a fucked up educator. She must have been amazing in the sack. Seriously she sleeps in a giant bean bag made to look like a scrotum. She’s way out there. She’s also a stripper named Bambi. That’s not very creative. Hopefully she’ didn’t teach English.

She claims to be the victim in this scenario because the kid she was fucking beguiled her with his charm and vocabulary. It should be noted Iowa has the best public school system in the country. If their standards are this low what the fuck is happening in Riverside. This Trump thing is starting to make a lot more sense. 

The bottom line is that Haglin will do a month in a female pen and probably fuck every woman in there. They used to say she had the devil in her. Then the itch. Now she’s just liberated. She may be the hottest yet of these teachers who fucked their students. Given the chance, definitely do it, and definitely wear a condom. The blurred out guy is our new hero. His name is John Doe. Repeat after me. 

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