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Hunter Biden Loves Him the Hookers and Blow (and His Dead Brother’s Wife)

March 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Joe Biden is a guy who made himself into something big in politics by being super likable. Biden got picked for a lot of stuff because he was everybody’s buddy. That culminated in being selected to be Obama’s running mate on the basis of being a kind-eyed old white guy. Biden is the turkey sandwich of life. Nobody can muster hate for a turkey sandwich. Biden’s got a tragic past including losing his wife and daughter in a car crash in the early 70s, and losing one of his two sons to brain cancer a couple years ago. It’s hard not to pull for Joe Biden.

Hunter Biden is a different matter. Joe Biden’s surviving son seems to be a real treat. Dad bent over backward to set Hunter up with everything in life. From top schools to high profile law firm gigs and plum government assignments, not to mention a board seat on a big oil outfit in the Ukraine his dad “serviced”. Hunter’s repaid dad by being a fuckup who most recently tried to regain credibility by joining the Naval Reserve in his 40’s, only to be kicked out a year later for cocaine use. Nobody picks up a cocaine habit in their 40’s, so assume he’s been at this for a while.

A week ago, Hunter Biden, recently separated from his own wife, Kathleen, announced he was involved with his deceased brother’s widow, Hallie Biden. Joe Biden and his second wife noted they knew of the relationship and were fine with it. An odd choice of words. Maybe go with ‘begrudgingly accepting’. Were the Bidens not a high profile clan, maybe nobody digs further than this tawdry who’s fucking the dead brother’s wife twist. But they are. The New York Post went digging. Specifically, into the Kathleen’s divorce filings against Hunter:

Kathleen contended Hunter has left the family in financial ruin thanks to lavish spending on things his dick told him were must haves. That included an account on AshleyMadison. That fucking dummy site trapped them all really. 

“Throughout the parties’ separation Mr. Biden has created financial concerns for the family by spending extravagantly on his own interests (including drugs, alcohol, prostitutes, strip clubs, and gifts for women with whom he has sexual relations), while leaving the family with no funds to pay legitimate bills.”

Kathleen Biden claims the checks are all bouncing and they owe three hundred grand in back taxes. Also, her estranged husband has been sending she and the kids less and less money every month while spending more himself. Sounds like a peach. Or a pro ballplayer.

A couple years ago Joe Biden opted out of running against Hillary Clinton as the only potential obstacle to her party’s nomination. Biden was seen as a legit threat because everybody likes him, or the opposite of how people feel about Clinton. Biden noted in his decision that he was still very much grieving the recent loss of his son, Beau. You’d be naive not to wonder if a shrill little birdie whispered in his ear that it would be a shame if the world had to find out his drug addicted hooker banging son was now fucking his dead son’s wife. Got the photos right here in my pantsuit pocket. Now, be a good boy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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