Ireland Baldwin is proof that young women can have it all today. Low pay topless modeling gigs, rehab, and dinners with gaysian power shoe designers. It’s what Mary Tyler Moore would be doing today if she wasn’t dead.
Baldwin departed the Jimmy Choo Power Stylist Dinner with her big full breasts nearly falling out of her carefully crafted blazer. Crafted specifically to have her big full breasts fall out. It’s unclear what constitutes a nip slip, though the term connotes some level of passivity in the process. That’s why guys busted wearing trench coats at the kid park aren’t allowed to skate with claims of dick slips. Nobody cares that you gave us Tiny Dancer. You’re not wearing any pants again, Reg.
You can’t fault Baldwin for anything because of her remarkably shitty stupid rich parents. Also, we like when girls flash their tits. No crime here. Perhaps the best Jimmy Choo Power Stylist Dinner ever.
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