High profile lawyer and resting douche face Hunter Biden bagged his deceased brother’s widow Hallie Biden, reportedly not soon after Beau passed away from brain cancer. You know what, let’s go to Hawaii for the holidays this year. Hunter’s wife Kathleen filed for divorce during this period:
“His recent conduct creates situations that are unsafe or traumatic for the parties’ children and his judgment is frequently impaired.”
Well that depends on how much respect you have for the Taboo film franchise. Hunter also reportedly had an account on Ashley Madison, meaning he may just be one of those guys who will fuck anything that moves and doesn’t necessarily have a widow fetish or account at Widowz R Us. It’s uncertain how many actual brothers are eskimo brothers. Nationally probably very few. In elite DC circles it’s just considered a greeting. Joe Biden and his wife issued a statement of support, confirming that they’re probably swingers:
“We are all lucky that Hunter and Hallie found each other as they were putting their lives together again after such sadness. They have mine and Jill’s full and complete support and we are happy for them.”
What about Hunter’s wife? All those incidents at the dinner table where she got that Sixth Sense feeling. Confronting him in the kitchen after cocktail hour. I saw you looking at Hallie Biden. Are you secretly hoping your brother develops terminal brain cancer so you can enter into a sexual relationship with her? Wow Kathleen, that’s in poor taste, even for you.
This is some real Legends of the Fall high drama. It should hold no cultural significance, except a place in a growing line of exhibits that Washington DC people are amorally fucked up. Seriously was he bigger than me, I never took a proper peek?
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