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Kim Kardashian Stares Death in the Face

March 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

 

Kim Kardashian has a hole in her uterus. You be the judge of how it got there. Exhume Dead Bob Kardashian for an autopsy. Maybe Janie got a gun.

The Kardashian reality machine made its bones by performing real life human trailer trash pathology. They are having real weddings, divorces, premature deaths, crack addictions, statutory rapes, diseases, bastard babies, school dropouts, and copious amounts of interracial anal. Bruce Jenner didn’t simply put on a wig for Sweeps Week. He went full tranny. 

The delineation between suggested and staged is a fine line in what fewer and fewer people can call unscripted television with a straight face. Kim Kardashian declared her punctured uterus makes her attempt at a third child something of a precarious undertaking. But you know her motto, into the breach. It got her through a lot of rim jobs.

“I want my kids to have siblings and I want to know that I did everything I could to make this happen.”

Seems modern. According to her mom, Kim could bleed to death. According to that OB/GYN they have under performance contract, it’s super risky. Glances around the table confirm that this is tantamount to Michael Corleone enlisting for the war. 

Rumor is that Kardashian and her unwaveringly straight husband are on the ropes. This could be a one more baby for the road situation. Bondo up that uterine hole and pack it with the Yeezus jizz from the third shelf in the fridge. Only God knows if Kim will die during delivery. But only Kris Jenner can pre-sell both the first baby photos and the requiem rights. Cover your bets.

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