Rachel McCord in A Bikini

Nobody makes it overnight. Even the kid actors who booked gigs before they were old enough to remember had to survive a multi-year spanking machine of pedophiles and their feuding stage parents explaining where the money all went. Sly Stallone did porn. Travolta did too only he took no money and was surprisingly eager to suggest men’s locker room settings and no cameras.

Rachel McCord’s older sister AnnaLynne used to toot around without panties and bras until she booked 90210. Angel McCord found herself fake going down on women in Femme Fatales on Cinemax. Bottled water and a swimsuit pulled up into your reproductive crack on a freezing cold Malibu morning is barely a blip. When you catch a break they’ll say you came out of nowhere. You’ll cry as a pile of humbling shit flashes before your eyes. Most girls can only wonder what the head of TV production’s dick tastes like. I know. Plastic. He used to be a woman. Here’s a hanky. 

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