Caitlyn Jenner Makes Post Junk Promo Rounds

The freshly carved former Bruce Jenner took to a series of interview rounds promoting his memoirs, The Secrets of My Life. In most instances, these tell-all memoirs of aging celebrities are overblown cliche. Bruce has shit to tell. Will he spill that time in East Berlin when he first learned to love feeling like a lady? If he goes deep, it’s not like the guy doesn’t have some stories to tell.

On Good Morning America, Bruce was asked to respond to a quote from Kris Jenner that her ex-husband’s confessional left her feeling more disappointed than she’s ever been in somebody in her whole life. Surely that time you found out your second husband liked cock and your party dresses must’ve made the top five? Continually being disappointed in the same people is on you. Bruce insisted he doesn’t mean anything by a book that will surely humiliate Kris Jenner.

“I have a lot of friends — know the truth and know what I’ve been through and know the whole situation. Hey, it’s a reality show. It is drama, but I’m just kind of sorry that she went down that road. But she’s a good person and we have had 23 great years together and raised wonderful, phenomenal kids.”

Raising phenomenal kids is a cheap claim that one likes to believe absolves you of any honest evaluation as a parent and person. It’s what Trump supporters often repeated during the campaign following negative stories about pussy grabbing and the like. Look at those kids. Are they really great? Trump’s kids benefit from three digit IQs. It’s an apples to oranges thing versus the Jenners.

To Bruce Jenner’s limited credit, many narcissists are forcing their kids into transgender lives and anatomical overhauls to Munchausen by Proxy the shit out of the attention. Bruce let his girls grow up to be mannequin whores, but he left the bodily disfigurement to his own senior citizen person. St. Peter will give him a couple bonus points. Right after asking why he didn’t appreciate the dick the Big Guy gave him. No exchanges. No returns.

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