Cailtyn Jenner is reportedly planning a nude photoshoot after the successful completion of her gender reassignment surgery. Jenner has been calling herself a woman since she was a disgruntled man in a dress so technically this is merely a superficial modification. The Kardashians have painted themselves into a corner. To object to your dad turned mom spreading her repurposed penis in Beaver Hunt would be to admit there's something slightly off-putting about the whole thing.
One sister has a porno widely available on the Internet and the others make a living off of showing their tits on Instagram. It's hard to find a moral footing. If you protest, you're being agist, and even worse, transphobic. As a society we can probably admit that nobody wants to see a sixty-seven year old of any type nude, the trans thing will have to wait a few years. You're an old woman, you're supposed to be photographed making buttermilk biscuits and pumpkin pie, not lounging on a piano in a merkin.
According to an insider, code for fictional character in an article:
"Caitlyn has planned and booked a full nude photo shoot and they were like, that’s unacceptable, it’s taking things too far. They’re hoping the shoot doesn't come to pass because that would be their worst nightmare. Taking it to that level and unveiling her [new body] with a fully naked photo spread is going way too far."
Imagine how depraved the actual Jenners and Kardashians are. Then imagine the succubus who hangs around them and sells their personal information to tabloids. It's almost difficult to fathom this underbelly of bottom feeders acting as parasites to a gaggle of whores with fake body parts. Perhaps this is why these people are always anonymous, because otherwise you'd have to bleed out on principle. Or perhaps it's because making up fake names takes more time.
No honest person would meet this photo spread with anything less than a groan of embarrassment for the troubled narcissist who can't stop pulling attention seeking stunts. Maybe that's why Bruce undertook this whole thing in the first place, there was certainly a niche present. Nobody wants to see this. Even if you're into old people, or trannies. If you're into old trannies it's probably OK, and you're a fucking weirdo, and much like the insider, probably do not exist.
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