Carmelo Anthony Getting Traded And Divorced

April 18, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Less than forty-eight hours after Phil Jackson publicly stated that Carmelo Anthony was getting traded, a story comes out on TMZ that he and his weirdo radio DJ reality show wife are splitting. She will most likely ask for compensation and she earned it. He’s dumb as shit and most likely uncircumcised. Still unclear what she brought to the table, but those stories about the eyebrow waxing were no doubt worth their weight in gold. 

The news came pretty quick. It almost looks like it was just really convenient for her to be getting free rent. Also, who really wants to move to Cleveland? Once you bank your fist 200 million it’s hard to know what chick you can trust. Here’s a hint, it’s not the one who signs a TV deal to televise your wedding. You should have held the ball less, this could have all been avoided. 

La La Anthony has done quite well for being devoid of talent. She must have a certain charisma. It’s not like Carmelo married every stripper who ever licked his balls. 

Still, this should serve as exhibit A that women are most usually opportunistic. He probably thought she loved him. Until it was slightly inconvenient for her. A man is as faithful as his options. A woman, as faithful as her lifestyle. We’re all inherently shallow. At least her ass is real. The lesions most definitely. 

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