Drake May Have Knocked Up a THOT

April 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

THOT is one of the stupidest Urban Dictionary entries ever, but the black gossip sites love to drop it constantly so white people can re-use That Ho Over There and sound like they’re on to something special. Layla Lace, a social media model of grossly exaggerated fuck doll proportions, or a six on the Kardashian scale, claims former Jewish kid actor turned black rapper Drake got her pregnant. Lace provided proof in the form of a positive pregnancy test result from a clinic. In case you wanted rubber meets the road examples of those federally subsidized women’s healthcare dollars.

Lace also provided photos of a few emoji laden texts back and forth between herself and what her phone shows to be “Drake”. Do people really put down “Drake” as the contact name for Drake? That seems oddly imbecilic. 

Lace claims she’s been trying to reach Drake by way of text and telephone, but he’s not responding, so she lamentably had to turn to Instagram to inform him of her pregnancy. Though not so lamentable that she didn’t have more cumulative written words ready to go than she composed in all of her K-8 schooling.

So I guess still in this era this is the new thing that after you tell a dude you pregnant they stop answering they phone !!!!

One lesson i have learned out of this whole situation is to never be so naive when a guy disrespect you !!! Like you dont even have to do nothing wrong to this man its really unbelievable how he will just feed you with lies and hurt you for NO reason.Once you forgive and accept it just know he @champagnepapi will continue to treat you like sh*t !!!

i should of ran for the hills but no i felt for the “Good Guy” image that this assholee portrayed to be.What a #Fraud I feel so stupid !!! I never told this man “No” I did everything he told me to do Smfh !!!! (((NEVER))) asked him for a dime !!! cause i got my own bread whatever he did for me he did it on his own !!!

i had to remind my self that this man was once a “Actor” So why the hell did i fall for his bullshit !!! What make matters worse is that when you try to be private about shit and keep ya mouth shut nobody cares !!! its ashame that i even have to come out of my character !!!

I hate that i gotta put my buisness out like this.But fuck it people now a days only respect when your messy and ratchet !!! Smfh !!! FUCK YOU Drake !!! You and I know i was good to you !!! This is how you treat them dusty thirsty ass bitches that be on ya dick !!!!

Not the female that wasnt even checking for you !!! Just respect me thats all i ask for !!! (((RESPECT))) THE BULLSHIT WAS UN CALLED FOR !!! Smfh But dont worry ima make sure i make a field day out of your fucking ass !!!

Imagine the conundrum of being able to fuck any girl you want, but every girl you fuck tries to work you over like a vulture to a corpse. Meh, you still take the deal. You’re a man. You have to think quantity of fucking first. 

It’s hard to tell who comes off worse in this Layla Lace public pee stick situation. It might be time to re-read The Scarlet Letter Cliffs Notes. Maybe updated to corporate media rapper era morality. You have to believe that Drake is half of what this blow up doll is accusing him of being. At the same time, who shall feel pity for the gold digging THOT? Nailed it.


Photo Credit: @iamlaylalace / Instagram

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