Jenna Elfman Reddit AMA Scientology Disaster

Scientologist Jenna Elfman made the mistake of thinking Reddit users give a fuck about her ABC series Imaginary Mary. The former celebrity was trolled hard during an AMA or “Ask Me Anything” by Redditors wanting to know what fucking Xenu is like.

Elfman didn’t want to be asked about “anything.” She wanted to be asked about the experience of starring on one of the lowest rated shows on network television is like. Or maybe she wanted to be asked what looking like a baby between Kaley Cuoco and a thousand-year-old chipmunk is like. She did not want to be asked about letting the Space Gods enter her vaginal cortex. Questions such as “When you are on vacation do you visit volcanoes or are you too scared to be close to the Thetans?” and “Can you blink twice if they are watching you?” remain unanswered.

The 45-year-old made matters worse by exclusively fielding pandering questions generated by accounts created the day of the AMA. Redditors called these out as fake. Because they were.  One commenter asked: “Jenna, why did all the new accounts leave at the same time you did? Are y’all having a fire drill on the boat?” Tom Cruise and John Travolta were working as fast as they could asking questions pertaining to Elfman’s beauty secrets and family life. They could have typed faster if they weren’t each using one hand to finger blast the other.   

Elfman’s career died when Dharma & Greg ended in 2002 and she started more heavily into weird Psychiatry is Torture Museum openings on behalf of never-ending Dianetics royalties. Since then she’s limped onto some of the bleakest television sets in history. Religion keeps sad people from killing themselves. Scientology allows forgotten celebrities to credit card purchase a false sense of acceptance. Reddit was a reality check for Elfman. Hopefully she made it high enough on the “Bridge to Total Freedom” to not be reborn as another shitty actress.

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