Kirsten Dunst and Rashida Jones are the unlikely but welcomed pairing in the new Calvin Klein Underwear ad shot by Sofia Coppola. Dunst is as fuckable as ever. Coppola sexed up Dunst in The Virgin Suicides. Dunst then flashed some of the best tits in Hollywood in Melancholia. Now she’s putting her body to work for Klein. Dunst hasn’t had kids. Thank God. Maintaining a banging body like this and not recreating a scene from Alien? No kids is a no brainer.
Jones is tired of being the cute jokester. She tried to scare dicks away from porn with Hot Girls Wanted. Now that she’s 41 she wants to be a hot girl who’s wanted. This commercial is porn and Jones is the star. That makes you a porn star, Jones, just so you know.
Calvin Klein is jumping on the diversity bandwagon. The other women featured in the black and white ad are between the ages of 18 and 73 and include Lauren Hutton, Nathanile Love, and Laura Harrier. Nobody gives a fuck. Dunst steals the show. Calvin Klein is faux diverse. The best kind. They hate plus sized people now as much as they did in the 90’s. Klein popularized bulimia and unofficial camps teaching young men how to sail on his boat. Maybe if he hadn’t, the women here wouldn’t have such insane bodies. Everything happens for a reason. Not all diseases are bad for society.
Photo credit: Calvin Klein