Michelle Rodriguez Is a Man, Baby

In the new movie, The Assignment, Michelle Rodriguez plays a guy hit man who is knocked out and surgically transformed into a chick hit man. Presumably to kill somebody important in a North Carolina Target women’s room. Transgender seems so fun and dangerous suddenly.

Because people need a reason to see the movie besides its overtly topical hook, Rodriguez is undressed in the movie both as the pre-op man and the post-op woman. In her honest moment, she’ll tell you she dreamed of this long before The Assignment role ever came around.

Naturally, much has been made of the moment in the movie where Rodriguez plays the dude with a swinging dick. It’s not something you see every day unless you hang at her young model wine parties in her Lauren Canyon home. Rodriguez played up the novelty of the entire experience when asked about how weird it felt:

“I was like, ‘I want the biggest cock we could possibly get!’ I was adamant about it. I’ve encountered a few skinny boys with really, really big — you know — so I thought, why not be one? But it’s very uncomfortable — I gotta say, I don’t know how guys do it. Now I know why guys are way more physically sexually thinkers than women are — because it’s always there! I mean, if it’s rubbing between your legs all the time, I’m sure I’d think about it all the time, too!”

Rodriguez chuckled a few more times as if her vagina wasn’t filled with Ben Wa balls and her iPhone on vibrate. Who keeps calling me? I need to change pads.

Rodriguez claims to get into character she also posted a profile on Tinder in her new male guise to see the reactions. Which confirms that everybody on Tinder has a shitty excuse for being on Tinder.

If you don’t think Hollywood is gearing up a slew of films with a tranny story, you’re still in the beginner course. They’re fresh out of gay black ghetto tales. Captain America pays the bills. Captain America questioning his gender identity is why we get up in the morning and go to work.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin