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Ariel Winter Fortunate to Have Older Boyfriend

May 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Ariel Winter gushed in an non sexual manner about her older boyfriend. It’s not worth mentioning his name. He’ll be exchanged by the time you read this.

Winter gained emancipation from her abusive stage mom who used to call her fat and tell her it would ruin her money making potential. Shortsighted. Winter’s fat and doing fine. Women always underestimate the power of big tits.

As soon as she was legally allowed, Winter took her TV money and bought her own house. It’s the first night alone in your four bedroom when you realize you’re just a kid who never went to school or had a real job or made yourself a sandwich. That’s when the idea of an older dude who you can pretend isn’t your replacement dad becomes a good idea. 

“I grew up a lot earlier than I should have, and I’m only 19, but it feels like I’m a lot older. I needed somebody who had a lot of life experience and who was at a point in their lives that they could take care of another person, but where I didn’t have to take care of them. Being with an older guy isn’t always amazing, but I got lucky.”

Winter points out that her live-in boyfriend can cook, which is amazing. She likes to eat, and if you can fuck the caterer, all the better. The dude gets a nice roof over his head and if he agrees your mystically divined feminist Tweets are needed now more than ever, he gets your tits in his face while making cooing sounds. 

There are some who would see Winter’s current setup and realize she’s not even close to ready for living independently. Those are the ones not rooting for her future inevitable hard life lessons and move into soft core pornography. 

 

Photo credit: Ariel Winter/Instagram

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