Elle Fanning Side Tit For Cannes

Channel the excitement Donald Trump felt when visually feeling up a twelve-year-old Paris Hilton and you’ll understand the appeal of Elle Fanning. Dakota Fanning might as well be the old woman that dropped the necklace into the sea when compared to younger sister Elle. The common sentiment “The things I would do to (fill-in-the-blank) when she turns eighteen” is telling. Who needs the little girl from War of the Worlds when you can have the littler one from Because of Winn-Dixie? Men are gross.

The nineteen-year-old Fanning has to increasingly compensate for an acting ability that makes a piece of eight and a half by eleven paper look like the entire cast of Hamilton. Now that she’s being chosen for lead parts, the cracks are becoming visible. Showing major side boob on the Cannes red carpet for the flick How To Talk To Girls At Parties is a good move. Standing next to elaborate candle with dimming flame Nicole Kidman also helps.

Cannes is more of a slutty dress convention than anything else now. Who will get the palme d’whore? Spoiler: Bella Hadid. But in order to outwhore Hadid’s shameless fashion sense you’d have to get a pap smear on the red carpet. Fanning’s sexy look will have to do for now. In addition to the somehow ample cleavage from a tiny topped woman, we get a glimpse of Fanning’s upper legs thanks to the see-through bottom half. Limited acting ability and teasing peeks on the red carpet. She was born for Hollywood. 

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