Jamie Foxx Has So Much Straight Sex It’s An Issue

Putting to bed unfounded rumors that he’s not a straight cowboy who loves having sex with women and can’t possibly be gay, Jamie Foxx went on the Howard Stern show to brag about how much pussy he gets. Or got. He’s currently dating Katie Holmes, the capo di tutti capi of Hollywood beards. It’d be crass to mention how many women this master cocksman is throwing aside at the moment. High school is another matter.

Foxx made it clear that his secondary schooling was all about being QB of the football team and trying to find time to stand upright in betwixt the pile of teen girl pussy thrown at him. Thirty years ago or more, but still, Exhibit A in his hetero defense pile. Not that he needs one. Just in case.

Actors in Hollywood are nervous now that the citizenry is doing the math. Half the people you knew in high school drama were gay, but somehow there is not a single openly gay male leading film actor. The women started declaring themselves lesbians long ago. Even the ones who were lying to get good press. But mum’s the word on the men who loved their moms a lot for accepting them back when dad still thought they were QB’s taking cheerleader numbers.