Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Definitely Having Hetero Sex

According to anonymous sources who are obviously her PR people, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are head over heels in love with each other. You know Holmes is a woman of passion because she signed a contract to remain in an on paper relationship with her previous gay husband for an allotted number of years. And join a cult. That’s the kind of dedication you should look for in a woman.

If nobody told you otherwise, you would simply assume Jamie Foxx was a gay guy. You could base this on the incredibly gay glint in his eye, his twink build, his earrings, his R&B singing, or that time you walked in on him cornholing Will Smith. 

This appears to be Holmes’ niche. Well off closeted gay movie stars. Everyone has that one thing that they like. Also getting three speaking lines from the studio in exchange for living a lie doesn’t hurt. 

Katie Holmes is a tragic character. You would almost feel sorry for her except for the part where she’s clearly a calculating cunt. Maybe they’ll get married. He’ll have to go through her agent. Rosebud. 

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