Met Gala Benefiting Fashion Victims

Each year stars go for avant-garde on the Met Gala red carpet. They end up looking like either overdressed waltzing trash heaps or Forever 21 assault victims. Last night’s event was no different. The ultra-hyped gala benefits the Met Museum’s Costume Institute. But mostly it urges celebrities to nudge their heads even further up their stretched out colons. Kyle Jenner’s is stretched out for another reason. This year’s theme “Art of the In-Between” was in celebration of the Japanese fashion label Comme des Garçons. Bella Hadid was as excited as those times as a child her dad did Muslim prayers with her once so she could march in protest parades.

The Met Gala has become the premier event for celebrities to outshine each other in a quest for the validation they need in order to not kill themselves. Unfortunately, it works. Some abandon the party’s themes and actually look the whores rich athletes get to pick out at clubs. Others resemble craft projects posted on the bulletin board outside a special education classroom. The founder of Comme des Garçons, Rei Kawakubo, committed seppuku after seeing the thousands of pap pics. That’s racist. Also potentially true.

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