Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars could at best afford a sloop. 

Paul Allen’s “Octopus” is over 400 feet, has two helicopters, a pool, a movie theater, and comfortably houses forty guests. It cost $200 million to build. It’s perfect except for the shitty Windows OS pre-loaded throughout the vessel. Allen could be an evil genius Bond villain aboard his massive ship at sea but instead likes to drop money curing Ebola and investing in tech startups and underperforming professional sports franchises. To have a ship like that and not have it filled with ambitious model pussy is somewhat tantamount to heresy.

Pamela Anderson in a low cut dress letting everybody know her steed Julian Assange is no longer being charged with rape is a poor substitute. Double that for Lindsay Lohan. Allen hosted a bunch of has-been ladies in low cut tops aboard the Octopus harbored off of Cannes during the film festival. Likely a fundraiser. He’s so obvious. Even if his Aspbergers caused him to be alone on a dinghy anchored off the back of the boat.

There has yet to be a great leg spreader invented than a fancy boat. Whatever women will do for a man in a fancy coat, all ports are open for the man who calls himself captain and can zip you over to San Remo aboard his football and a half sized water craft.

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