Skittles Makes Internet Throw Up The Rainbow (VIDEO)

Skittles asks audiences to taste the rainbow with a new Mother’s Day ad. But all people are tasting is pre-vomit wet burps. The spot features a mother and her grown son attached by an adult-sized umbilical cord. you may recognize the woman as Napoleon Dynamite’s mother. You may recognize the son from The Hills Have A chromosome Deficiency. He tastes Skittles every time Mom pops one of the sugar pills into her mouth. It’s funny in the gross out sense. As in, not funny when you’re trying to push a food product.

The prosthetic umbilical cord is a conversation starter in its own right. The double-sided dildo Kristen Stewart used with her former powerbottom girlfriend Robert Pattinson has found a new purpose. Pattinson has taken bigger. The cord can be seen slithering out of the mom’s vagina and into her son’s stomach. Some sick fucks are jacking off to this commercial. Skittles might have found a new audience. The get-penetrated-by-your-mom’s-vagina-snake crowd.

Mother’s Day is a fake holiday used to clear out tumbleweed in the greeting card aisles. No need to keep it sacred. Let’s see Skittles do a variation of this with Santa Claus and a kid sitting on his lap for Christmas. That’ll really tap into a niche audience.

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