Wonder Woman Banned In Lebanon

Wonder Woman was officially banned in Lebanon. Prepare to be called sexist by a hot yoga studio klatch in TriBeCa. Lebanon wasn’t standing up to the pressure applied by U.S. corporate media beta male executives, more so they simply hate Israelis. They have a ban on all their products. Apparently including movies starring Gal Gadot who served in the Israeli Army, as every Israeli does except for Bar Refaeli. They did allow for the Fast and Furious films where Gadot played a supporting role in a tight tank top. Even Lebanese men need some spank bank material without a mustache.

The inability to catch Wonder Woman at the Beirut 15 cineplex probably won’t hurt worldwide box office. Though it will temporarily disrupt jihadi bombers who were really hoping a good Wonder Woman massacre would be their ticket to the Hedonism II afterlife. This film is going to sizzle across Middle Eastern nations that routinely beat their women for having menstrual cycles. Though that appalling gender subjugation will never be compared to the horrors of Jennifer Lawrence earning less than Bradley Cooper in that one film where she wasn’t super key to the production.

Women are a fickle bunch. Selectively outraged women move well beyond fickle into hysterical. In their secret heart of hearts, they all want a perfect body and an invisible plane.

_{Photo Credit: @gal_gadot / Instagram}