Know that you will never beat Wonder Woman in terms of female empowerment icon. The fictitious character is causing women across the nation to suddenly find inspiration to do super important things like be themselves, take initiative, kill Germans. It would sound stupid if a grown woman said reading a comic book changed her life, but somehow the summer movie CGI version seems laudable.
Within the remaining crumbs of platitude based empowerment, Aly Raisman is finding her voice. When you can combine female positive messaging with perfectly angled shots of your tits, you've outdone Icarus. Women are reflexively loving you, all the while their boyfriends are wondering what your ass smells like after the uneven bars.
Having lived through a rude comment made to her during her TSA screening, Raisman is back with a selfie depicting the perfect tiny person body. If you produce midget porn, this is the photo you have on the casting office wall to remind your staff of the look. Raisman used her finely crafted Instagram selfie to inspire other women to settle for far less:
Wear whatever makes you feel happy and confident. Don't EVER let anyone tell you how you should or shouldn't dress. We are all entitled to wear what we want. Females do not have to dress modest to be respected. Be proud of your body. It's never about the number on the scale it's about the way you feel. You are all unique and beautiful in your own way. No one is perfect.
Nobody is perfect. But only near perfect wins you a medal. The message seems obfuscated. Maybe you're supposed to cum first then figure it out. I'd hate to have Steph Curry come by my pickup game and tell me nobody has a perfect shot. Impossible not to sound condescending. At least when the disturbing fat chicks vomit out the same message, you know matching them is no problem. Thanks for calling me beautiful in my own way, as opposed to simply beautiful. Love the hooker tutu.
Photo credit: Aly Raisman/Instagram