Bray Wyatt Sticking the Ring Girl

WWE character and one-time champ, Bray Wyatt, is facing an expensive divorce petition. His wife’s not digging the second act reveal where her husband fucks the big titty WWE ring girl, JoJo Offerman. Cheating with your hot secretary is cliche enough so as to demand some cash.

Wyatt’s real name is Windham Rotunda, which sounds phonier than Bray Wyatt, so odd that he bothered changing it. His wife of five years, the lovely Mrs. Rotunda, had held back on divorce, but pushed “send” on the papers when Wyatt’s attorneys filed a restraining order against her for bad mouthing her husband on social media. You got a give her some outlet to express her rage. Imagine Bray Wyatt naked and on top of you for five years and it ends with the fat hillbilly cheating on you. You’ll need more than a mini zen garden to alleviate your screams.

Samantha Rotunda is asking for the house, the kids, and some cash. Expect Wyatt to have somebody named McMahon whisper in his ear settle this shit as fast as possible. It’s not quite a roid rage murder suicide, but fucking the help still looks pretty bad for the WWE family friend image being sold to Nabisco and Coke.

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