There can be no greater crazy quotient than when Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un are in the same room together talking current events. The North Korean dictator is your typical chunky Asian baller with a semi-decent outside shot and a desire to level the earth. Dennis Rodman is an NBA star turned herpetic cross-dressing poor-house resident. What Grindr put together, let no man put asunder.
Rodman has made multiple trips to North Korea in the past to get wasted as fuck and meet up with the Great Leader of North Korea over clams and underrated women. The novelty of Rodman’s trips to Korea have never been produced a single iota of lessening of tensions between the rogue totalitarian state and the U.S., but it does allow Rodman to garner some income from the brands that sponsor his Korean pub crawl. This time around it’s PotCoin, that’s BitCoin for buying weed. Assume Rodman demanded cash to wear their t-shirts on his trip.
Rodman was being very coy about the specific reasons for his trip to North Korea this time around. Or he just couldn’t remember. 50-50. The last time around Rodman tried to explain his mission on various cable news outlets but was drunk and belligerent. A few more years of cheap liquor drinking and aging ought to have cleared the cobwebs.
Rodman and Donald Trump are show business friends from the time Rodman spent on The Apprentice. Also, it’s possible both men fucked Carmen Electra. What happened in the 90’s stays in the 90’s. It’s assumed Rodman had Trump’s blessing to go to North Korea and ease tensions. Though it’s also possible the CIA sewed a dirty bomb into Rodman’s GI tract during his last seventy-two hour mini coma. Boom goes the Great Leader. Rodman is the perfect example of replaceable.
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