Donal Logue Missing Child Search Complicated by Pronouns

Gotham actor Donal Logue’s large framed teen, Jade, went to meet a friend near the Barclay Center in Brooklyn Monday night and never returned home. Logue and his ex-wife Kasey Walker turned to Twitter asking for the public’s help in finding their “child”. Child. Not son or daughter. Once Logue and his ex signaled the appropriate gender non-defined protocol, the press followed suit. “Child”. Almost like there’s a manual. Which there is. On their desk.

You had to presume based on listed 6’2″ 180 lbs stature that Jade is a boy. Later, Logue added, “aka Arlo” which the media begrudgingly admitted was the child’s birth name. Mom provided a picture of the bigger than a lady sized Jade.

The politically correct lingo insisted upon by college educated Caucasians wearing black framed glasses is largely laughable, occasionally annoying, always idiotic. They become dangerous on occasions where, for example, the police are looking for a missing person or somebody wanted in an active criminal situation and nobody can name their race, ethnicity, body shape, or gender. What color hoodie was she wearing? Hater!

Everybody’s fetishes are amusing until somebody loses an eye. If people want to insist upon some scientifically unsupported alternative reality on gender, let them have their fun. If you’re the least bit libertarian, you allow for families to be nearly as wacky as they want to be in raising their brood. However, if I’m the cop and a kid goes missing, I’m punching people in the nose until I get a straight description.

(Bullshit correctness aside, you hope the kid gets home safely, whatever the trouble is.)