Reality Winner, Millennial Top Secret Leaker

The U.S. government is superb at two functions. Bombing the shit out of foreigners and redistributing income with a twenty percent rake for the privilege. For all the rest, count on yourself. Own a gun even if you’re sure you’ll never need it. And store some Chunky Soup.

A blond chick named Reality Winner was granted top-secret clearance in order to re-affirm the age old adage, don’t give blond chicks with stupid names access to shit. Not your bank account no matter how much you’re certain you love her, let alone NSA documents. Winner worked for a government contractor in Georgia, utilizing her top-secret clearance to leak a printed copy of an intelligence report on Russian hacking in the U.S. election to the Intercept website. 

Not only was Winner a Millennial, one strike, she had a string of very obvious anti-government and eventually anti-Trump posts on social media. It’s not that hard to check social media. We’re supposed to be doing that to vet terrorists. Winner seemed to be a big supporter of Black Lives Matter, various Islamic support groups, the Woman’s March and routinely spoke of the unrepentant crimes of white people such as herself. So, your average Hollywood actress, but with top-secret clearance and no luxurious celebrity lifestyle to lose.

The fact that Winner achieved and maintained her clearance is symbolic of the over-confidence people broadly have in government. There is political correctness even within the highest levels of intelligence vetting. In days not so long ago, a trained psychologist working you over to see if you even had an inkling of a homosexual or socialist secret thought. Now you can be an openly radical gay Bernie Sanders supporter rooting for Iran to take out imperialist Israel and the U.S. and be given unfettered access to NSA communiques.

We always had turncoats and moles working against us. But they used to have to ply their secretive craft. Also be shot if caught. Now they’re openly bragging on Twitter. Times have changed. Order more Chunky Soup.