Vili Fualaau’s Daughter Turns 18 And He Wants Out

Mary Kay Letourneau was groundbreaking in being the first blond lady teacher to fuck her severely underaged male student. Or the first cable news and tabloid era lady to do so. Also, get pregnant. It all seems so pedestrian now.

The First Lady of France was into her hairless boy students before even Letourneau. And now five female teachers a day are being busted for diddling their middle and high school student bodies in the backseat of their Hondas. Public school has become the new Catholic rectory for scoring young flesh. But Letourneau was clearly the first to cry about how a thirteen year old was so talented and artistic and poetic that he needed a thirty-something chick on his freshly fertile baby peen.

That boy, Vili Fualaau, is now in his early thirties and seeking divorce from Letourneau with whom he maintained a marriage through her incarceration years and well beyond. He seems young to be divorced, unless you consider he’s got a daughter who’s now eighteen and that once impossible to resist hot teacher is now fifty-five. This kid has time to do it all over again. Age appropriate. He’s a DJ. What happened to those amazing finger-paintings?

TMZ is reporting that Mary Kay Letournea is contesting the separation, which is hard to put into specific legal significance, but basically means, what will I do when my much younger husband is gone and I’ve already got pedo crimes strikes on my record? Fuck like there are no laws isn’t exactly the same as dance like nobody’s watching. Statutory rape wasn’t supposed to go down easy. This wouldn’t happen if middle school teachers were paid the same as neurosurgeons.

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