Bill Belichick Freedom Fighter

It must have been wash day for Bill. Pulling shirts you haven’t seen in years out of the archive because your elderly wife with Alzheimer’s keeps forgetting what a washing machine is. If you’re over the age of 60 and Caucasian, chances are most people think you’re racist. From there you have two choices. Walk on eggshells until you kick the bucket. Or Bill Belichick it with a level of bravado only found on men who don’t tuck their nuts in public. Bill is far from a fashionista. Not the type to be spotted in Balenciaga anytime soon. Or wear a gender fluid romper. And the shirt in question isn’t starting a fashion trend anytime soon. 

Why is the cartoon depiction of the death of Osama Bin Laden offensive? Are terrorist a protected class now? Thank you tumblr and outraged twitter users who made social media activism an actual thing. What true red blooded American wouldn’t be proud that a main threat against America was neutralized? Feminist are allowed to wear “death to all men” T-Shirts all day. No problem. But Bill is a Patriot who can’t express his Patriotism in graphic T-Shirt form? Definitely no double standard there. The first amendment protects freedom of speech, not your easily agitated feelings. No flag for encroachment on your rights from Bill here.