Emily Ratajkowski Feminist Mammary Glands

Emily Ratajkowski’s big heaving milk bags continue to be the victims of marginalization in an unenlightened world. The modest supermodel opens up to Allure about the curse that is being sexualized for flashing your amazing tits twenty-four seven. We all have our demons: 

It really bothers me that people are so offended by breasts…. That’s when I realized how f*cked our culture is. When we see breasts, we don’t think of beauty and femininity. We think of vulgar, oversexualized images.

This is what Miley Cyrus has been addressing the whole time. But with slightly less leverage. Cyrus recently complained that her vag and tit bender kicked off in 2013 was misconstrued as sexual. If you’re into anatomically correct troll dolls, then yes, it was sexual. Ratajkowski is a model. Models get paid large sums of money to beat women into submission with superior looks. Models are the alpha dogs, and consumers are their bitches. If Ratajkowski wants to fit the generic, progressive labels of “beautiful” and “feminine” she can saddle up to Ashley Graham’s feeding troth. The adage “sex sells” is now a postverbal series of grunting noises. 

Ratajkowski does have a point when it comes to the correlation between sexiness and feminism. She took one look at the new Katy Perry and knew it wasn’t the path for her. A feminist don’t have to look like a transitioning Justin Bieber? Wild stuff:

To me, any expression that is empowered and is your own as a woman is feminist. If a woman decides to dress sexy, it doesn’t mean she’s not a feminist. [We] should be doing things for ourselves. If that is the woman’s choice, and it makes her feel good, then that’s great. Good for her.

Just make sure you don’t sexualize their breasts. Everyone needs something to fight against in this world. The thrill of victimhood provides meaning and direction. Ratajkowski can’t just twirl around on exotic beaches with her hands barely covering her dripping tits. There needs to be a cause. At least in this regard, we’re on the same side of this stupid fake battle.

_{Photo Credit: Allure}