With two people there will always be two sides to a divorce, but the two most interesting sides in this divorce are Joanna Krupa’s front side and back side. “Ready to take over the world” reads Joanna’s Instagram bio as men get ready to take their shot at the newly divorced Polish American model. Or at the very least take out the lotion with the news of her new divorce. The legal documentation for the reasons behind the divorce is that the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” Code that husband Romain Zago has finally had his fill of borscht beet soup.
In celebrity divorces, the woman walks away a withered former shell of herself. Joanna has no kids, so she can expect invitations to exclusive eyes wide shut model parties sometime soon. On Instagram, she has given new marks the photographs necessary to fuel sultry solo fantasies. With 1.1 million followers it’s only a matter of time before someone else closes the deal. Hot divorced model with insatiable sex drive? Yes please. The rare time being someone’s rebound is respected. The photographs make her look sweet from here. Hopefully the allegations of her overly aromatic honey pot are all a lie. Shame on you Brandi Glanville.
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