Lena Dunham Nail In The Coffin For American Horror Story

Aging hipster Lena Dunham is further carrying out her master plan of being the most despised dough explosion on the planet by joining the next season of American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy’s star-fucking saga has been marred by appearances by the likes of progressive Bud Light spokeswhore Lady Gaga and decade-long nobody Chloe Sevigne. But his choices have always made sense for a gay man with unlimited resources and a studio that swallows at his disposal. Lena Dunham though. She does look like a boy. But, like, a very ugly one.

Dunham last made headlines for returning her adopted dog under the guise that he was psychologically damaged beyond repair from previous abusive owners not disclosed by the adoption center. Workers getting paid in free doggie treats to connect wayward animals with loving owners at the no-kill Brooklyn facility are obvious assholes. The shelter refuted Dunham’s harsh claims against them. She scrambled to mix up the headlines by ringing Murphy and saying “I think I’d be good for American Whore Story,” to which he responded “That’s not the title, but whatever you dumb bitch. I’ve given up anyway.”

The upcoming seventh season of the plummeting FX series is reported to be loosely based on the 2016 election year. Dunham’s character has not yet been revealed, but we do know that she will only appear in one episode. This, of course, shutting down speculations that she would be portraying Donald Trump. Dead ringer. Dunham’s claim of fearlessly representing all women everywhere, some men, animals large and small, plants, and minerals is wearing thin. She represents herself. Poorly. Maybe this season of American Horror Story will actually be scary with the inclusion of Dunham. If anyone still watched it, we’d be able to find out.

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