R. Kelly Sex Brigade and Ariel Winter Squeezings on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #94

Hypocrisy among the elite only seems to be at an all time high. In actuality, it’s probably hovering around normal. The rich and famous have always been self-serving assholes, partly because that’s what gets you there in the first place. Also because it’s human nature to be a dick if you can get away with it. As long as there are people like them, there will be people like us, biting their ankles like encephalitic zombie toddlers.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down the Mattress Girl story with zero lessons learned, discuss the cynical cloying nature of the ESPYs, support Ariel Winter like a DD-cup bra, and bust Jimmy Kimmel for being a pussy right in front of Caitlyn Jenner. Fuck if we don’t hit every single important bit of news.

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