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See Amy Schumer's Bare Tit In Snatched

 

When audiences heard that world's oldest starlet Goldie Hawn and rogue Miss Piggy parade float Amy Schumer were teaming up for a terrible movie, they knew they were about to witness Hollywood magic. Now that the film has grossed three dollars more than it cost at the domestic box office and garnered tens of percentage points on Rotten Tomatoes, it's time to check out the real star of the show. Amy Schumer's fat nipple. And remember, if you don't like it, you hate all women everywhere and deserve to be cyber bullied by queen tit herself.

Schumer's entire career is contingent on the believability that people would fuck her. The comedic whore gag works well on fuckable stand-up chicks who've zeroed in on what audiences want. Their pussies. When it comes to Schumer, the punchline is staring back at her in the mirror. And it's hilarious. After years of bringing on the yucks with tales of date rape and intrigue, Schumer decided to strip bare in Snatched to show what all the fuss is about. The walking pound cake can be seen flopping out her boob in front of a guy who died in seven days. If this is Schumer owning her body, I hope she got a receipt. If this is her looking for validation, I hope she's good with rejection. Something tells me she's had practice.

 

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Photo Credit: "Snatched" 20th Century Fox

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