Venus Williams Claims Not Murderer But We Know

Wesley Snipes on a bad a day, Venus Williams, went on a lackluster killing spree on June 9th when she barreled through an intersection in Palm Beach Garden, FL, causing an elderly couple to T-bone her car. The seventy-eight-year-old Jerome Barson died of brain trauma two weeks after Williams’ attack, while his sixty-seven-year-old wife Linda suffered internal damage. The killing didn’t stop Williams from tucking her junk into women’s tennis clothing and hopping right back on the court.

The gross superstar originally claimed to be going five MPH through the intersection – where she was allegedly forced to go against the light due to traffic beyond her control. New evidence from Barson’s lawyers claims that Williams actually sped the hell up from zero to twenty MPH in four seconds to make it through the intersection on her way to the doctor to get her estrogen. This gives Barson’s selfless attorneys reason to claim reckless driving, speculating that Williams “looked up, saw the red light and gunned it.”

A celebrity accepting responsibility for running over someone with a car would be like a celebrity accepting responsibility for raping someone. It’s just not on the table. Williams’ peeps are using the fact that the Barsons were driving without seatbelts as reason enough to claim her innocence in the situation. When Jerome began driving at a teenaged, the windshield was the seat belt. Give the dead man a break. 

Williams is currently going all in on the Barsons, according to the Telegraph:

Venus said that Mrs. Barson’s injuries were “immaterial” to the case, and demanded that the estate hand over all autopsy reports, the death certificate, copies of marriage certificates, tax returns for past five years, life insurance policies, health insurance policies. 

She is also seeking they provide all copies of photos taken pertaining to the crash, Mr. Barson’s medical records for the past five years, all degrees and diplomas, and a list of available tissue, blood or fluid samples from the autopsy.

Those bitches don’t stand a chance. At least killing people is more interesting than women’s sports. I’ll give Williams that. 

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