Amber Rose’s Surplus Of Boobagetry

There are two things in life you can never have too much of. Tits and money. Both feel really nice in the hands. But Amber Rose is thinking about reducing the overall mass of her baby feeders. This comes as shocking news due to the fact her entire career has been centered around her curves. So taking away that tantalizing tittage is something she needs to think long and hard about. Her career and relevancy have been on the decline after Kanye. You don’t reduce the bags of juice to match your failures in life. Aren’t you Queen of the sluts? Take your shirt off if you’re uncomfortable. You did tell other girls not to be ashamed, so why should you be too? 

“(Large breasts) made me feel really uncomfortable, because as women in the industry, we are totally oversexualized and treated like objects, ” she said at the time. “Every article that has to do with me on a red carpet had to do with ‘Ariel Winter’s Crazy Cleavage!’ or ‘Ariel Winter Shows Huge Boobs at an Event!’ That’s all people would recognize me by, not, ‘Oh, she does great work on Modern Family.’”

Her breast reduction comments are clues that the leader of sluts is beginning to falter. Who will young entitled girls looking to make sexual mistakes look up to now? Rose fought so hard for nipple nudity on social media. Although that win was one sided. I was blocked and reported the last time I DM’d a woman photos of my areola. Maybe instead of reduction, she can look into removal. Then become the man she always wanted to be. She wasn’t fooling anyone with that crew cut. 

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