Anybody who worries about a nuclear armed North Korea has no idea about the real threat facing this world — rich white women with shapeless anxiety and formless agenda. Men didn’t do an altogether wonderful job of running things. Last century alone some 200 million people died in wars. But you could smoke in restaurants and sexual intercourse wouldn’t kill you, so if you lived, there was some kind of reward. Now you might visit the gravesite of a fallen ancestor and call him a lucky bastard.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner’s breasts while she says something, poke holes in topless model Chloe Ayling’s dark web sex kidnapping saga, titter at Sinead O’Connor’s latest installment of misery, and declare Serena Williams’ beta male Reddit founding baby daddy to be the world’s biggest pussy. Even beta males are ashamed to have him.
Subscribe to the Last Men on Earth Podcast on iTunes. It’s completely free. You’d take a free piece of gum. Don’t be a dick.