Katy Perry Back Banging Bloom

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

Katy Perry has eccentric taste in men. Or maybe likes her men to taste eccentric. With Katy claiming to kiss girls and like it, no one knows why her heterosexual relationships keep failing. She’s dated a comedian, a rapper, and now looks to have rekindled a flame with actor Orlando Bloom. He must like her new Beiber look. Even if she’s not well traveled, her love box is. Orlando and Katy were spotted on their way to an Ed Sheeran Concert. What else could better symbolize the reunion of love than viewing a real life hobbit humming arson laden lyrics. I see fire between Perry and Bloom. 

Looks like the break is over for the ex-couple who attended Sheeran’s concert at the Staples Center … the first time they’ve been spotted out since calling it quits in March after a year of dating.

Hopefully these two seal the deal soon. We all know Katy can’t keep her legs closed Perry’s track record with relationships. With a chopped top, unstable relationships with men, and bisexually suggestive break out hits, it’s clear she’s in stage two of the lesbian metamorphosis. Maybe that’s all she’s looking for in this life. A good woman and a hug. Maybe if the men that grew up with her hugged Katy a little more she’d find a steady relationship. Or come out of the closet. As long as that man was mostly your dad. And not that creepy uncle. I kissed my uncle and liked it would never get any radio play. 

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