Kim Kardashian Visible Nipple Boot Camp

Kim Kardashian wears shorts belonging to a lesbian veteran who’s seen better days while out and about with half sister and full prostitute Kendall Jenner. Kardashian completes the fashion-forward look with a see-through top that tells the world: “For money I will fuck you.” As a whole, this is either what Blac Chyna thinks she looks like on a good day or what Nicole Scherzinger fears she looks like on a bad day. In her worst nightmares. Either way, Kanye West’s Frankenstein is alive and well. 

Those of you constantly torn between wanting to drown Kardashian in your jizz and just wanting to drown her will be relieved to see these pap pictures. They prove that Kardashian isn’t mentally fit for human contact and should probably be accompanied by specialists while struggling to identify shapes and colors on flash cards. All kidding aside. She’s dumb as shit and looks busted as fuck. 

Kendall accompanies Kardashian on her NYC ho stroll and has to be pissed that she didn’t get the nipple memo. People barely care about her when she isn’t three feet away from Kardashian’s tits. Now she might as well be Aladdin’s magic floral curtain getting in the way of the paps’ line of sight. For those of you needing your tit fix, enjoy. For those of you needing hot fashion tips, look elsewhere. And for those of you in New York City, avoid sudden movements if you happen to come across Black Hawk Down syndrome.

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