Willa Ford 9/11 Victim

In 2001, Bush didn’t care about black people, skyscrapers, or Willa Ford’s singing career. Who is Willa Ford? I’m in the same boat as you, my friend. Apparently, Britney Spears had a doppelgänger. A drastically undertalented pair of blond hair and boobs that believes somehow Al Qaeda is the legit cause of her career crashing and burning. Her main single titled ‘I Wanna Be Bad” is inspired by her level of talent.

Willa says that second single was a dud because it was released on September 11, 2001.“Everything that happened that day froze; the world stood still, as it should have. My second single didn’t do well because anything that launched that day kind of got canned.”Willa says she didn’t mind so much that 9/11 overshadowed her second single’s release. But then the record company she was with got acquired by another company and Willa Ford sort of got lost in the shuffle. Although she didn’t mind; Willa says she wanted out of the music industry because she wasn’t being authentic to her classically-trained self. 

Her main argument is bad timing on the release of her second single. Which dropped the same time the twin towers dropped. So with more important issues like Osama Bin Laden following through on bomb threats, America wasn’t trying to hear her auto tune. Maybe the silver lining in that entire situation was the dismissal of her career. Instead of gracefully bowing out, she sprinkles sore loser statements saying she was done with music either way. She claims her tunes went against her wholesome upbringing. She later showed her tits in the universally panned remake of Friday the 13th. Is there anything worse on this planet than a bitter attention whore that gets transformed back into a regular whore when things don’t work out? If your agent was smart maybe you could have capitalized with a 9/11 tribute single at the time. That possibly could have salvaged what you called a career. Your agent obviously had you singing the wrong song into the wrong microphone to an audience of one, Willa. I’d rather see the video of that though than a revival of her career.

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