Aaron Paul Getting Ready To Pop First Kid Out

When Hollywood does everything in its power to make you the next “IT Guy” movie star and fails miserably, the next step is to have kids. And that’s why Aaron Paul is welcoming his first child into the world soon. Breaking Bad had everyone high on hopes for Aaron’s career to be taken to the next level. Then Need for Speed flopped. You’re Aaron Paul, not Paul Walker. Bitch. Bryan Cranston is the only magic man in Hollywood that can go from playing Malcom in the Middle’s Dad to million dollar meth dealer and people pay attention. It’s all about the performance and plot. Had you chosen to opt out of that fraudulent version of The Fast and The Furious, you may have been able to still be a bachelor right now. Jumping from bed to bed of the hottest women Hollywood has to offer. It’s common sense to know any movie based off a video game has the slimmest chance of succeeding at the box office. 

The “Breaking Bad” star and his wife Lauren Parsekian are expecting their first child. He announced the news Tuesday on his official Instagram account with a photo of Parsekian showing off a baby bump and a caption that read “Hey everyone. Look what I did.”

Maybe settling down isn’t so bad. A hot wife and a child as confirmation to show the world that you have had intercourse at least once with an attractive female sounds like something I could live with.