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Bella Thorne Singing Sensation

 

Those of you trying to pigeonhole Bella Thorne as the oddly ripped acting sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner will be surprised to hear that Thorne is also an oddly ripped singing sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner. Her new song with someone called Prince Fox, titled Just Call, sounds like the prerecorded sound clips on Casio keyboards that kids got a kick out of in the 80's for ten seconds. Thorne and Fox drag out their sick beat for three minutes, which gives Bella enough time in the video to splash around in the bathtub with the entire contents of Hot Topics on her wrists before smashing shit with an electric guitar. Guess life isn't easy for anybody. Even garbage skanks. 

My coworkers and I were trying to pinpoint Thorne's appeal recently, and I guess it's that any man who wants her can have her. Once you see a sludge monster dragging her ass down the streets of New York City at six o'clock in the morning with globs of the prior day's makeup dripping off her face, "hard to get" doesn't really seem to be in the cards.  

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