The Ronald McDonald origins biopic is off to a rough start, if these on-set pictures of Margot Robbie are any indication. No, this is actually Robbie gussied up as the titular Mary in the upcoming Mary, Queen of Scots. The highly, highly bangable actress is trying to Charlize Theron her way into the hearts of Academy members by sporting a dyed Nicolas Cage wig and Nicole Kidman facemask. You think you know boring old timey British history that no one cares about? Well, think again.
Robbie’s dreams of Hollywood stardom were realized with a dash of luck and a sprinkle of tits and shaved beav in The Wolf of Wall Street. Critics and audiences alike were too busy imagining playing Slime Time Live with Robbie’s face to determine if she was actually a good actress. At twenty-seven-years-old, Robbie’s now just a hop skip and a jump away from playing old Wendy in Peter Pan. Cue searing unabashed Oscar shit bait.
Staying thin for an uglified role is a risky move, as true critical darlings know to bulk up with donuts and pizza and then stun the public with their former skinny selves at red carpet premiers. Ta da, I’m bulimic. But Robbie is just peen shrinking enough in these pics to pull this thing off. And if it doesn’t work, may I suggest porn.
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