Josh Duggar Just Doesn’t Pull Out, Daddy Again

In Arkansas you’re either into college football or a desperate search for something to do to cure boredom. If you’re Josh Duggar, you’re probably into kids. Recently Josh had a surge of so-called intelligence that involved having a fifth kid. Which should have been named Faith instead of Mason to remind the world they should have faith in you making terrible choices on anything regarding children. Having them or touching them. Fully Equipped with a spec certified cult member hair cut and pastel colored polos Josh decided his best contribution to society would be by having another kid. Way to go mate. 

The family had built its “19 Kids and Counting” reality TV empire on its fecundity and its espousal of strong religious convictions and traditional moral values. But the family’s show was canceled by TLC in 2015 after news surfaced that Josh had molested four of his sisters and a babysitter when he was a teenager. Josh entered rehab in September 2015 after additional revelations came that he’d had affairs with other women and had an account on adultery website Ashley Madison. He also confessed to having a porn addiction.

In the great state of Arkansas when you’re lucky enough to receive reception in your corn field it may lead to excessive internet activity. Favorite Arkansas pastimes involve vigorously debating and defending your opinion online on how the confederate flag is heritage and not hate with fellow interneters. The only other option is to have too many kids. I really pray that this is the last child for Josh. No one really wants to be last on the list of a 19 kid hand me down line. Or have a porn addicted, pedophile, Ashley Madison adulterous account owning dad. Man of God my ass. Some things you just can’t pray away. 

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