— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 28, 2017
The Kardashians are doing everything short of going door to door with free DASH swag to woo people into watching their shit show Keeping Up With The Kardashians after last season’s poor ratings. While Kris Jenner’s fetus three-ring circus has been going on for over a week now, Kim Kardashian just officially officially announced that she’s having a baby. On a Keeping Up With The Kardashians clip posted to Twitter. Precious. Something for the baby book.
While chatting with Beast, Kardashian says:
What happens every time I say, ‘Guess what?’
To which Beast replies:
The person’s pregnant? We’re having a baby!
The fact that the Jenndashians have shorthand ways of announcing pregnancies is going to come in hand in the upcoming years. With this family, once you pop the fun don’t stop. Kylie Jenner and Beast are both expecting, and considering the addicting compensation and publicity opportunities they’re sure to enjoy, we might have a Jon and Kate Plus Eight Prostitutes situation on our hands soon.
Kim knows that her body never bounced back from her first pregnancy – and that it didn’t really have anything to bounce back to – so she found a doctor to diagnose her lady parts as completely wrecked in order to warrant a surrogate. Plus her husband can only have sex with her if she tapes a picture of Nick Jonas to the back of her head. She stated in April:
After talking to Kanye, I think I always knew that surrogacy was an option, but I didn’t think it was that realistic of an option, and now I feel like that’s my reality. I feel like surrogacy really is the only other option for me.
The only way I’ll turn into this mess is if they announce Caitlyn Jenner as the surrogate. And Scott Disick as the father. Dazzle us.
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