Low Ratings For Kylie Jenner Show May Kancel Her Kareer

Anything Kardashian family related gets an abundance of attention. So when news that Kylie Jenner is starting to blow on camera, it’s actually not something you want to see. Televised content is a very competitive and overly saturated market. Every show is practically the same and Kylie Jenner’s “Life Of Kylie” is really no different. Another oppressed celebrity documenting the burden of fame and fortune. Cue 30 minutes of spontaneous vapid monologues coupled with dramatic royalty-free instrumentals playing softly in the background and you can charge advertisers a bundle for that prime time slot garbage. 

According to the numbers, Kris Jenner has a real reason to be worried about the future of her youngest daughter’s TV show. Last week’s episode drew in only 666,000 total viewers — a decline in adults 18-49 as well as overall viewership. Turns out people would rather watch Weather Channel Live and HGTV’s Beachfront Bargain Hunt than Life of Kylie because the show came in 21st place out of 25 programs for its Sunday night time slot.

It’s one thing to compete for viewer attention against another similar show, but Kylie is currently competing with the weather channel for ratings. Like the parasites Kardashians are, Kris and Kylie are coming up with a plan to make the national natural hurricane disaster about them. Too bad you can’t have sex with a hurricane because if she could she would. The first rule in the Kardashian household book of commandments is “If something is more popular than you, have sex with it.” She doesn’t understand that timing is a vital factor in any project’s success. Why would anyone care to hear you cry over what color lipstick matches your outfit when America may have to rename Florida Atlantis after Hurricane Irma buries it in water. 

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