Lena Dunham Victim Of Fertility Industrial Complex For Kylie Jenner

Lena Dunham revealed on Twitter that her friends all have busted vaginas, which isn’t too surprising considering I assume all her friends had their lady parts replaced with Coexist bumper stickers to protest the thing during the thing. The most feminist Ziggy impersonator around has always claimed to embrace both high and low culture – to make her approachable, I guess, though no one’s approaching – and isn’t above getting in on the buzz surrounding the paycheck baking in Kylie Jenner’s uterus.

Apparently, Kylie’s news made Dunham’s friends look down at their garbage vaginas and weep, because they texted their licensed gynecologists, I mean, friend who doesn’t know anything, about their jealousy over Jenner’s ability to conceive:

A solid 10 friends texted me triggered by Kylie pregnancy. I’m like “ladies she’s 20. We were all v fertile then, we were just broke.”

I’m sure it takes a lot to trigger Dunham’s friends. Every tampon must receive a proper burial or else. Dunham followed up her own tweet to shine a spotlight on just how terrible she is:

You know the fertility industrial complex has pushed us too far when we’re trying to stay neck in neck w/ reality stars who can’t drink yet.

Fertility industrial complex. Something I actually don’t want to know anything about in any capacity. Headlines are claiming that Dunham is backing Jenner’s decision to have a reality baby at such a young age with her tweets, but I think she’s just being Lena Dunham and making everything about her. Dunham, you don’t even register as human to Kylie Jenner. All she sees is a potato.

I’ll leave you with Lena Dunham in Fantasia: 

I am an artist with many mediums

A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on Sep 19, 2017 at 7:00pm PDT