Lifelike Bella Hadid Defends Female Pap Against Her Own Bodyguard (VIDEO)

Balla Hadid must have gotten a Japanese sex robot upgrade recently, because she displayed remarkably humanoid characteristics while defending a member of the paparazzi against her own bodyguard. Science. Wild stuff. The supermodel sensation was leaving the Michael Kors show at New York Fashion Week, where she was surely mistaken for an overly made up Ambien pill taking a nap on the runway.

Upon leaving the show, one of Hadid’s bodyguards – the one who looks like a butt baby between Jon Favreau and Louis C.K. – apparently got too handsy with a female pap. Hadid came to life defending the photographic artist, physically intervening while scolding the bodyguard with “Excuse me, can you please – don’t touch her!” She then turned to the defenseless pap and asked “Are you okay? Are you okay?” Paparazzos get run over by cars for a living. She’s fine.      

Hadid needs the paparazzi as much as she needs a power outlet to recharge her batteries after a long day of being the worst. Of course she’s going to do everything she can to make sure they keep showing up on time and cashing Yolanda’s checks. This is more about job security than anything. And remarkable achievements in Japanese sex robot technology.

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