Scarlett Johansson wastes no time in her quest for new people to penetrate her. With her new daring dyke inspired look I can imagine she takes turns with her boyfriends alternating between being a top and bottom. Most of the men she’s been with look easily persuaded into these type of activities. Her latest victim appears to be SNL’s Colin Jost. Colin, like most screenwriters and easily forgettable actors, will take whatever opportunity gets thrown their way. Even if that opportunity is punani past its prime. But Jost isn’t the only man getting a crack at cleaning Johansson’s cobwebs. Scarlett is allegedly romantically involved with entertainment lawyer Kevin Brett Yorn.
Asked why Johansson was the one for him, Jost took a second before replying, “She’s pretty cool … it’s hard to have a lot of complaints, she’s pretty awesome.” “The first time she hosted was the first year I was a writer on the show,” Jost added. “So, we’ve kind of known each other since then … she’s the best.” Asked whether he was a pretty happy guy, Jost replied, “I’m very happy. I feel very lucky.” But Johansson has also recently been linked to Kevin Yorn, her high-profile lawyer, whom she was first photographed holding hands with during a romantic stroll in New York City in June. Although they are “both openly dating people,” a source tells PEOPLE, “the feelings haven’t fizzled” between them.
There’s not a more confusing feeling of where your sexuality falls on the spectrum when you’re involved in a two, possibly three, man love triangle. Scarlett isn’t fooling anyone with her Thailand Peter Pan lady boy haircut. She’s one step away from making that plastic appendage permanent. If I was Jost I wouldn’t consider Ryan Reynolds and Romain Dauriac’s leftovers exactly a win. Scarlett is pitching and getting passed around like a sucky screenplay. Just because you work for SNL doesn’t mean you have to turn your personal love life into a comedy sketch.
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