Two Boring Forgettable People Divorce

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have called it quits after eight years of marriage. The union never really seemed like it would work. And, it didn’t. Fergie is best known for playing the titular Beast in Beauty and the Beast and Duhamel is that guy who was in that thing. While Fergie, forty-two, is actually two years younger than Duhamel, he’s maintained his B-list good looks while Fergie has gone for the risky melted Khloé Kardashian vibe. Duhamel’s PTSD from waking up next to Fergie in the morning is probably the reason for the split, but the two are leaving us guessing with this wildly unconventional joint statement:

With absolute love and respect we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year. To give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family.

AKA he’s afraid of her monster face. Fergie first made the word “Fergilicious” synonymous with “plasticy and oddly old looking” back in the mid 2000’s after breaking ties with the Black Eyed Peas. Her latest stab at reinvention, Double Dutchess, aimed for Beyoncé’s Lemonade but ended up being Warm Glass Of Pee. At least from what we can see in the teaser trailer. Duhamel now has that Transformers money, which is probably allowing him a much needed ho upgrade. Congrats to us. We’re now free to never think of these two again. Oh, and they have a kid, Axl Jack (ugh) Duhamel, who we will also never think about again. Bye forever boring people. 

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