Billy Joel Still Knocking Them Up, town Girl

When you’re 68 you should be looking into which retirement homes have the most comfortable furniture, not seeing if your sperm can still swim. But when your wife is only four years older than your daughter and you’re still receiving royalty checks from Uptown Girl why not throw caution to the wind and go for kid number three. When the child arrives both Billy and his baby will be the eligible age to wear diapers. An unfortunate situation but it could be worse. Outside of that scenario Billy Joel isn’t doing bad for himself. Having a very bang worthy 35-year-old wife by your side keeps you young. 

The 68-year-old told The Belfast Telegraph that his fourth wife, Alexis Joel, is pregnant with their second child and the couple is due next month. Billy Joel’s spokesperson confirmed the baby news to CNN.

I wonder how his daughter feels about this entire situation. If her dad is dating her age group there’s no telling how many of her friends he’s probably hit on. Her new sibling will be arriving in nearly a month delivered by a step mother that could also be her sister. This is a clear example of love knowing no age or social norms. When you’re an older guy age is irrelevant. The lower the better. True love can only be stopped if she’s under the age of consent. And that’s only because extended prison sentences inherently ruin most relationships. Until then her father is legally free to frolic with women a fraction of his age.  

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